No, I don't know why I decided on that title, it's got nothing to do with what I wanted to blog about.
I am home alone tonight and got the girls to bed. Then cleaned up a bit and it was just me and the boy, hanging out. He started rubbing his eyes, I knew the end of his day was soon, so I lowered the lights and laid down with him on the couch for some cuddle time. Him, being a boy, decided my breast was too near him to ~not~ have in his mouth, so he rooted around. He just finished an entire jar of bananas (oh yeah, we started solids this past week) and I knew he wasn't hungry, but what the hell, I gave in.
There he is, half nursing and half playing. Then it got funny. He'd nurse like 3 mouthfuls, let go, yell in his new found baby scream, then grasp back on for some more milk. It went on and on like this.
You'd think that was the funny part. But after doing this for awhile, I wondered if I even had a good flow coming out so during one of his yells, I grabbed my nipple between my fingers, tugged and squeezed a little bit, and promptly squirted myself in the eye.
Awesome.
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Haha...I have face squirted myself a number of times. Glad to hear he found his baby scream! ;) He sounds like an easy-going, good natured little boy.
Bwahahaha...too funny. Never squirted myself in the eye but once, right after let down, my munchkins mouth slipped off my breast and I shot a stream of milk across the table.
I don't even know the number of times the boys pulled off quickly and it ended up squirting me or them in the face!
At such a young age, he is already quite the stereotypical man... wanting to play with a woman's boobs!
Ha! Awesome! Karl the screaming booob man.
Caiden's recognizing the boob now- she gets this kind of creepy yet adorable grin when she sees it coming sometimes. then she 'talks' while eating & that's usually when she or some distant object get squirted! Haven't gotten myself though- kudos to you!
Hey man, nice shot!
My little boy will pull off right in the middle and the other day I squirted his face for a solid 10 seconds without touching it. I was like "sorry kid, but all that milk that's going on your face could've been in your mouth had you not pulled off". It got EVERYWHERE!
Hahaha...
That's a good one.
Love it! And love Karl's pic in the last post too. You just want to kiss those chubby cheeks.
Hilarious!
Awww you snuggle time sounded so sweet and peaceful, up until you got yourself in the eye. OUCHIES!
Sadly, I've never had that problem. Although Zilla was a fat baby, so I must have been doin SOMETHING right.
*HUGS*
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