Ella came over to me yesterday and she said "I want to make a crap."
"Oh really?" I asked, very curious. "Um, do you have to poop?
"No mommy! I want to make a CRAP." She tells me, very indignantly.
"What exactly is a 'crap' honey?" As I honestly had no clue what she was trying to say.
As she rolled her eyes (yes, yes she did) she explains "You know, cut out some shapes and glue it to a piece of paper? A CRAP mommy."
Ah. A CRAFT. Got it.